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nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

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annullo13:

You’re going to need it

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baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

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internaljohnologue:

naruchigotsu:

Cosplay Done Right

SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO

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queerheretic:

andyfluffbutt:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND


Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website


Groot’s cousins

queerheretic:

andyfluffbutt:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

Groot’s cousins

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Anonymous said: theyre called dad jokes because theyre cheesy jokes a dad would say to their child...

laughterkey:

bestnatesmithever:

cholq:

bestnatesmithever:

bestnatesmithever:

Dad jokes have a specific style and pattern. 

"I’m hungry."

"Nice to meet you, Hungry. I’m dad."

That’s a typical pattern for a Dad joke. 


"Can I go to the bathroom?"

"I don’t know, CAN you?" 

That’s another typical Dad joke. 

The joke, “How does NASA organize a party? They planet.” is a pun. Just a straight up pun. Good old fashioned pun. 

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Hmmm…well in that case literally ANY joke can be a Dad joke so long as it A. Doesn’t make the audience laugh and B. The one telling the joke IS laughing. 

So how would we know if a joke on the Internet is a Dad Joke unless we had confirmation that the joke teller is laughing? 

I do respect and appreciate thefrogman's comedic intellect, but I think this definition of Dad Joke is problematic.

I always considered the classic “dad joke” to be a reaction to something that somebody else said.  For example, the child says something to set up the joke; “I’m hungry”, and then the dad responds with “Hi Hungry, my name is Dad!”.  The classic one at my house growing up was always after I’d say “I’m full” at the dinner table.  My dad would react by yelling “You’re a fool, alright!”.  They all follow the same pattern: 1) somebody (usually a child) unintentionally sets up the joke  2) dad responds by delivering lame punch line  3) nobody but dad laughs.

There also needs to be a certain level of innocence to the joke.  They need to be the type of joke that you can tell to a 3 year old.  The “That’s what she said.” joke would also follow the pattern above, but there almost always a sexual meaning behind that, so I feel like it doesn’t meets the criteria of a classic dad joke.

The “How does NASA plan a party?” joke would involve the same person delivering the set up and the lame punch line.  It would also probably result in nobody but the joke teller laughing, but since that person gave the setup and the punch line, I fell like it falls outside of the dad joke definition.  While it is a bad joke, and not all bad jokes are dad jokes.

This person gets it. I think this is the correct definition of a Dad Joke. It requires someone else, the child, to set it up.

Getting down to brass tacks.

Reblogged from mybodywakesup
"During the first season I had pitched a storyline where Samira and I fall in love. The Nicky and Poussey affair! I pitched it mostly because I wanted to spend more time with her." - Natasha Lyonne (x).

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meulin-weipon:

Republicans

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pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

image

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poet-ics:

Okay. Send this video to everyone you know.

This especially reminds me of essentially what my extended family talks like. Infuriates me.

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segoli:

there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?

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Reblogged from snerky

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

Reblogged from volition

volition:

Go forth and save the Boss from Satan’s clutches! 

Saints Row: Gat out of Hell is as a standalone expansion for PC, Xbox 360, Xbox One, PS3, and PS4. 

Saints Row IV is also coming to PS4 and Xbox One as Saints Row IV - Re-Elected! 

Both Saints Row: Gat out of Hell and Saints Row IV - Re-Elected will release on January 27th, 2015!

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